Why I Don't Like Mistletoe
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Obviously, I'm over THE HOLIDAYS (HAVE A HAPPY ONE!), but here's one more thing I don't particularly like about this time of year: mistletoe.
You wanna know why? My grandparents, who are wonderful people, like to use mistletoe as an excuse to be "loving" in front of us. I'm glad that they've been married for 63 years (for real, SIXTY THREE YEARS, people!), but seriously, please don't make out in front of me.
I am not joking.
A peck is cute, but a full-on, slobbery, more-than-three-seconds lip lock where it looks like one or both of you is chewing someone's face off is NOT COOL. A small green plant does not give them an excuse to remind me that I'm pretty sure they still do naughty things on cold winter nights.
Aw, but aren't they cute though?
Reader Comments (1)
I'd have to agree. You don't want to watch it, but you can't look away....it's just a little too...intimate, to qualify as an acceptable form of PDA