Things I've Heard from Crazy People that Warm my Cold, Cold Heart

I dunno if I'm exuding some sort of pheromone that is causing all the crazy people in Columbus to find me and chat me up, but it has been happening a lot lately.  Here are a few excerpts from the past several weeks:

"Damn, amazing ass!"-->by, A Homeless Dude

"Excuse me, but you have the most beautiful hair I have ever seen but of course it is you that makes the hair beautiful and not the hair itself what's your name?"-->by, A Man Old Enough to be My Father

**PROLONGED, CREEPY STARING**-->by, A Stinky Library Volunteer

"I'm nuts!  Actually, I don't know if I'm nuts or if the voices in my head are nuts!"--> by, An Actual Crazy Person

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy!!"-->by, Some Guy Hanging Out of His Car...before 8 in the morning.

Hooray!

Comments

[Jennifer]

You are attracting the crazies!!! Keep up the great work!

[Eternal*Voyageur @ Venusian*Glow]

This almost makes me miserable over the fact that nobody yells anything random at me here...