Friday
Oct232009
My Uterus is Off Limits...
Friday, October 23, 2009 at 11:00AM...and I'll tell you all about it over at DubiousMa.
BACK OFF, SPERMATOZOA!
Also, I just want to say how much I appreciate all of my new and old readers alike, and am incredibly thankful and well--to use a word from the church days--"blessed" to be just a small part of the ole blogosphere. Thank you, thank you, thank you for reading. Your readership literally means that little pieces of my dreams are finally becoming a reality.
Oh, oh, wait...and I just threw up in my mouth a little bit after all that sweetness. Goddamn PMS hormones.
THANK YOU! (WHERE'S MY EFFING FATTY FOOD AND HEATING PAD?!)
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Reader Comments (5)
LOL....I was about to say.....WTF IS WITH THE HEARTS AND UNICORNS???? Sooo glad you vomited a little yourself...
hahaha! luuh-ved this post! gramps needs to check up on his employees!
I'm still on BC and trying to take into consideration that each of my lady doctors have told me its not true that the Pill makes you gain weight. I don't believe it...I also hate those girls who were once flat as a board, and all of a sudden start taking the pill and only gain weight in their ta's. But as long as it means no babies yet, i'm gonna try my best to not complain ;)
That post was epic. Really. I laughed. Out loud. While at work. Much to the dismay of my fellow peons, erm, co-workers. :D
Well I like you, too. Remember that time you waxed your hoo ha on camera? That was awesome.
I haven't been on BCP's for 13 years, I don't need to give anyone more reason to plan my demise when I've got from regular bitch to uber bitch in less than 5 seconds flat.
comfort food and heating pad + head rubs and hair playing = less annoying me.