Linkapalooza: All Opened Up

Well, you made it! You made it through a full week of soul puke and opening up and stories about mah boob and everything. Well done. So let's get to the links, shall we?

Your weekly unicorn installment:

So...I have a thing for fat unicorns. I have so much of a thing for them, I actually have something special coming for all of you soon! Yay!

Onward and upward!

Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for not only helping us realize the dangers of government funded birth control, but for also demonstrating what it would be like for a T-Rex to put on a condom.

The only reason it's a good idea for a dude to wear glow in the dark jeans? The better for me to see his nuts for punching.

Love this (and it's been one of the best things I've done): If you don’t have enough time, stop watching TV.

Yes, yes and double yes. Lift something heavy ladies!

Good lord, TEACHERS. STOP BONING YOUR STUDENTS!

Sometimes progress is just getting people to claim it.

If you envision your perfect relationship will it come?

Oh hey! And over on Facebook, we've been talking about orgasms! :)

I love these stupid little puppets, and this video is one of their best:

Hilarious:

Holy Christ, it's a piece of paper! Ahahahaha!

Happy Friday, friends! Thanks for hanging out this week. :)