Fallen
Tuesday, January 5, 2010 at 4:00PMI told myself I wouldn't do it, that I wouldn't give in to temptation. That I wouldn't sit there, wasting my life, experiencing both pleasure and pain, knowing it was wrong, but still not being able to stop myself. I felt dirty afterwards, maybe a little embarrassed, and of course, awkward. What would I tell The Boyfriend? Would he be disgusted? Would he laugh at me? I'm sure he wouldn't want to join, but would he maybe like to know what it felt like, to do what I did somewhat quietly in the privacy of my living room?
No, no, I can't go on. It's become a bad habit, my filthy secret, making me perversely happy and angry at the same time. So today, in front of gods and everyone in the blogosphere, it's high time I confessed my transgression to you all...
...I watched The Bachelor last night.
Disgusting. There, now you know. I'm addicted. And seriously, could this season be more boring, awkward and weird? I think not...and yet, I still watch. Gross.
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OMG Red. I love you. :D
And now, I don't think it could be any more awkward or weird....ugh. And yet, I will watch it next week. Maybe there is a meeting we can go to or a 12 step program.
I tried NOT to watch it.
I said I would refuse to watch it due to who they chose to be the bachelor.....
Pompous ass he is (I'm told all the time, I'm TOO perfect)...
While flipping channels I heard the following....
"You can land your plane on my landing strip anytime"
OMG YOU WHORE!
Needless to say I watched the rest to the end.
Thankfully she did not get a rose.
.... oh yes, nice wind up to letting us know you're just watching tv, while implying you're about to share a naughty habit with us lol
Hehe, I think I actually GUFFAWED at the landing strip line. Seriously, hilarious.
And I'm sure it goes without saying that I had so much fun writing this dirty little post.
I admit that I have never seen the Bachelor... ever. I just don't get what's so whippedy-doodle about it. All these women fighting over one guy... the cattiness. Ok, the romance in the end is kinda cool, but the stats are kinda against success. Hmm, this is very pessimistic of me, isn't it?
Ha-ha-ha. I've never seen an episode.
You're funny by the way :-)
Melissa, don't worry about your pessimism. It is welcome here. :)
Why thank you, Agnes! Seriously, it's better if you don't start watching. I am usually angry for an entire hour about the idiocy of it all...so maybe that's why I watch. Can it make me more angry? Will someone do something more stupid? ONE CAN ONLY HOPE.