Wednesday
Dec162009
Dear Cosmopolitan, No Woman Will Ever Do That For Real
Wednesday, December 16, 2009 at 7:02PMIf I have one more lady magazine tell me about "naughty sex tricks" that involve "staring sexily" or "grabbing his package" while in public, I'll vomit.
Aaaand, there's your thought for Wednesday.
Reader Comments (5)
Maybe I'm not the kind of guy they're trying to pander women to, but there's a whole lot of "grabbing my package" in public that's not going on.
Ugh!!! I know exactly what you mean! It's like Cosmo uses an elementary school dictionary in order to write their columns because its language is so grade 6.... and it's so annoying - they say the same things over and over and over again. I prefer SELF magazine, which is much more empowering. And I don't feel as though the editors think I have an IQ of a 12 year old.
Ahmen Melissa, you took the words out of my mouth.
Where do these magazines come up with these f*cked up suggestions?
Pahahaaha this actually just made me laugh out loud! Mostly because I had this exact conversation with a friend the other day - most of the stuff suggested in Cosmo is not achievable without also looking and/or feeling ridiculous!!
x
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