Dating Horror Stories: Samiantha
Wednesday, October 14, 2009 at 10:00AMSami is a thirty-seven-year old single woman, living in Vancouver, BC. She's an online dater, cynical over thinker, and writes about the chaos of her life’s adventures (changes, growing older, not growing up) for my her amusement and anyone who wants to read it. Check out her blog, Being Samiantha!
My date was pulled over by police and arrested (we were in separate cars) after a not so bad date beforehand.
Turns out my date was:
1) Out past curfew.
2) Reported missing from his HALFWAY HOME.
3) Was a recovery drug addict.
4) Had a box of needles in his back seat (which actually turned out to be his aunt's)…WHEN….
5) His aunt reported her car STOLEN, and needed the needles for her diabetes.
6) Yes there is a sixth… he was only 20 not 28 that he said he was (he looked 28)
The police said they would release him to ME if I would drive him home, otherwise he was going to jail and the car was being towed (it was already hoisted up). This was after asking if I was in any danger and I explained we were on a first date, etc.
The cop took some pity on the kid and told me to give him a few minutes cos he was crying in the back of squad car.
I drove him home, and the boy actually had the nerve to ask me if I wanted to see him again…. FML (fuck my life).
Yikes! Thanks, Sami! Read all the Dating Horror stories here! Or, if you have one of your own, submit it in 300 words or less to thenakedredhead (at) gmail (dot) com.
Reader Comments (7)
Oh. My. God. Wow.
I couldn't get over the fact he asked me if I wanted to go out with him again? Seriously? kids, this is your brain on drugs lol
That is definitely one for the records!
This is bullsh*t. I can't believe you did this, Sami. You *promised* me you'd never tell anyone about this. Now it's all over the interwebz. fMl.
HAHA. That sounds awesome. I found you on the problogger forum. I had to check out your site given the title. I like Naked Redheads, especially after last night's Melrose episode.
What... she didn't want to make out with a younger stud-muffin who steals a diabetie-mobile? COMON. This guy has got one hell of a lifestyle.
Oh about the story... I was 30 at the time this particular date took place.