OK, you waited with bated breath (I'm assuming some of you are either dead or light-headed by now), so without further ado, I'd like to announce..........

THE NAKED STORE

A few weeks ago, after a lovely gmail chat with FitJerk where I bitched and moaned about how I am completely inept at anything other than just writing or making ridiculous mastheads, and how all the porn searchers coming to this site eff up my bounce rate, and about how I'll never be able to quit my day job and all professional bloggers can take this opportunity to bite me, he suggested that a) I STFU and b) make lemonade out of lemons. 

I have attempted to do so by designing some hot-ass t-shirts complete with some TNR flair.

I'm partnering with local Columbus establishment Skreened (find my store when you search thenakedredhead), which is a kick-ass, ethical printing company that allows little plebs like me to set up shop.  The best part about working with Skreened is that you, the customer, can make your preferred design look and feel however you want.  Hate blue?  Print the design you like on Organic cotton in Orchid.  Hate ringer tees?  Print your chosen design on a white vintage fit tee.  Want something for your baby?  Print the design you like on a onesie. 

So, to inaugurate my little store, I'm giving you, my readers, a chance to win a free t-shirt of your choice.  It's easy...all you have to do is:

• Visit THE NAKED STORE and then tell me what you think in the comments below. 
• Get an extra entry by linking to THE NAKED STORE from your blog and posting the link to your blog entry in the comments below. 
• Get yet another entry by linking to THE NAKED STORE from your Twitter account and posting the link to your Twitter profile below. 

Let me see then...that's THREE easy ways to enter for a free t-shirt of your choice!  Next Monday, February 8, I'll use random.org to choose a winner.  UPDATE:  YES, this contest is open to my international readers as well!

(And if you hate my stuff, that's cool, too.  Feel free to comment about it below, link from your blog, and Tweet about your loathing of all things TNR.)

Yay!  I'll be adding new designs here and there, so check back often.  And before I go...a big thanks to you, my readers, for rocking it hard.  Seriously, you guys keep me chuggin'.  Thanks for taking these next, exciting steps with me!