I believe I've talked a bit before about getting a lot of random readers who are looking for porn...naked redhead porn, that is, in all it's shapes and sizes. Queries often involve redhead men, naked redhead feet, (oh, yes, feet), redhead women, married redheads, big beautiful redheads...all of it.
Until, the other day, when I discovered that someone had stumbled across my blog looking for:
I about fell out of my chair. Not, "large breasts", or "big tits"...NO, just a ten year old's descriptive term for fun bags. I might have cried a little bit, laughing so hard.
In other news, today I was asked out by an eighty-two-year old man. At first, I did not think to consider his offer, until he casually dropped that he is often paid over $350 an hour to do accounting consulting for the government. At which point, I ignored the still, small voice that suggested that this old dude might be senile, and considered his request.
Until he told me I should go into country music, because "that's where all the money is." Sigh. All the good ones have something wrong with them...