Bachelorette: Week ED CAN'T GET IT UP and JAKE IS BORING Update
Tuesday, July 21, 2009 at 9:03AM Well, this is old news, but:
ED CAN'T GET IT UP. Surprise! My favorite part of that episode was the conversation right before the Rose Ceremony that went a little bit like this:
Jillian: I need to be sure you can get it up.
Ed: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I definitely can.
Jillian: But, well, you didn't. And I can't get engaged to a man I've only known for six weeks if he can't get it up, let alone get MARRIED to this person. I mean, sex is supposed to die off eventually, but not right away.
Ed: No, no, I can definitely, definitely get it up. Lots of people have said so. I was just really sunburnt. I mean, did you see my shorts? I'm pretty sure my balls needed sunscreen, and I forgot how short my swim trunks were. Also, did you see my woman hips? Yep, I have 'em!
Jillian: Haha, follow my heart, blah, blah.
Le barf.
This week on the Reunion...well, as much of a stand-up guy Jake is, he is super boring. I really hope they don't make him the next Bachelor, only because all his dates will be like, "This is my plane. I'm super attractive." Michael is still cute, though! Yummy. And Wes as a no-show? Surprise, surprise.
One thing I will say, though, Reid's absence was pretty conspicuous, which makes me think he's the "mystery man" that comes back to propose.
Oh, one more barf-tastic moment: Jason and Molly. Boo-hoo...so sad, America hates you. And it was "the hardest time". Let's call the Waaaaahhhmmm-bulance. You know what would have made your time less hard? NOT BREAKING UP WITH YOUR FIANCE ON TV.
What did you think...are you even still watching? (I turned off the TV well before it ended.)
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Reader Comments (4)
you turned off the tv before it ended? Then you missed the trailer that Reid DOES come back!!!
He's shown looking sad holding a very simple wedding band while looking out onto the water from his hotel room.
Wes - doughbag, I wish they would stop talking about him and giving him anymore reconigtion for his carreer.
In other reality TV I've been sucked into watching the Big Brother....although I find myself soooooooooooo annoyed with nerdboy who is playing both sides, that I've never been able to watch a full episode. (his existance annoys me) AND the guy I picked out very early on to be the favorite and to go far, might actually be a bigot. *sigh*
I don't have a tv. But I have ZERO drama in my life and I can get a boner in a heartbeat. \m/(>.<)\m/
Thanks, once again, TNR for making me feel *so* much better about myself. I'm glad you're back.
*hugs*
Haha. Funny that's the conversation I heard too! I wish Ed wasn't so damn good looking, I kinda felt bad for him.
And I agree, Jake is pretty, but boring. /sigh
I liked the reunion, the guys are more 'real' (riiight) than the ones with the girls ever are, I mean they hate each other and they say so, whereas for The Bachelor when the girls come back they all pretend they're friends. So, it cracked me up for them to call each other out last night.
And yes, welcome back, I was wondering your take on it :).
So, who is it going to be? Ed? Kyp? Reid? AND did you catch at the reunion how Chris Harrison said Reid couldn't be there because he has a prior engagement? Perhaps this engagement is to Jillian?!? THE MOST DRAMATIC FINALE EVER. Riiight.
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