Bachelorette: Week "Seriously, Jillian?" Update
EMAIL THIS ARTICLE Just when I thought that Jillian might be the first Bachelorette to have her head on straight...
...seriously, Jillian?
The most straight-laced guy ever comes to you and TELLS you some other dude has a girlfriend, and "her name is Laurel" and you're like, "Oh, I have to follow my gut"? This is not a hard decision...seriously. Actually, let me help you. Here are the signs of a liar:
1. He insists many times that he's a "bad liar"
2. He tells you that he "doesn't want you to bring it up again."
3. He looks like he might back-hand you in the mouth at any second.
4. He says things like, "Jillian really likes me, and that's all that matters." (Uh, what about the part where YOU really like HER, you Douchebag?)
HOLY CRAP, WHY DO I GET UPSET ABOUT THESE THINGS???
AND, MICHAEL!! Oh, I loved Michael, and he was so sweet and I want to put him in my pocket. Also, Jake needs to be an underwear model, or run for some sort of office. I don't care what party he runs for, I will vote for him. He should do nude campaign ads. I think I'd lick like them a lot.
I also love how Ed's job situation just magically disappeared! "Oh my lord! I'm back! I have my priorities straight! Sweet! Where's my check from the producers?"
Whatever, I'll keep watching, only because I HAVE to see whose penis gets scared. I think that might be entirely worth all my anxiety.
Sigh: 
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Reader Comments (3)
1. He insists many times that he's a "bad liar"
2. He tells you that he "doesn't want you to bring it up again."
3. He looks like he might back-hand you in the mouth at any second.
4. He says things like, "Jillian really likes me, and that's all that matters." (Uh, what about the part where YOU really like HER, you Douchebag?)
5. His sisters even looked shadey!
OMG!!!! I was yelling at the Tv last night, Jillian is no longer my favorite, even if she lives in my town!!!
You stupid Girl!!! ugh....
I"m coming down to the Socail House in hopes you'll be there and I'm going to shake you!!!
...ok not really, cos 1) there is like 5 Brown Social Houses in Vancouver, 2) you only designed the interior, you dont work there......or do you? lol
I've lost all faith in Jillian.
Can't wait til she goes back and watches the episodes that she will see Doughbag for what he is.
My go drown my sorrows in excellent beer for Canada Day tomorrow and hope that by next week she finds her senses!!!
For the love of all that is good....GET RID OF WES. I mean yes, we have the bird's eye view of his douchetastic doucheiness, but seriously, when Jake...JAKE! The man she proclaimed to be perfect comes to you and tells you the man has a freakin' girlfriend, and doesn't want a rose in return for giving you the information, I mean COME ON.
Totally agree about him needed to be a model, he's delicious. I would almost want him as the next Bachelor, but this show turns people I like into people I loathe.
I was happy to see Ed back. He is yummy too.
And my money is still on Reid for penis malfunction.
oooohhhhh penis malfunction... hmmmm maybe it will be WES!!! omg life couldnt be that kind!
Next Bachlor - Michael how freakin cute is he! *wants to be a young husband so he can enjoy his wife*