FuckIt List

Here are the things I don't care to do before I die:

• Jump out of an airplane or off any sort of high space.  This includes the high-dive at the pool.
• See anyone in concert.  I'm willing to admit that there are some amazing musicians out there, and some not-so-amazing ones that put on great shows, but I really hate the crush of humanity at concerts, and the way I'm forced to stand there the whole time, even if it's a song I don't particularly care for. 
• Go to France. Eh.  Who cares.  It's France.  France-Schmance.
• Organize my life.  I've come to realize that this is just not going to happen outside of having a maid.  And I am not rich enough to have a maid.
• Get a tattoo.  I kind of like my unmarked paleness. 
• Have a threesome.  Sorry, I'm selfish that way.  Also, lazy.
• See all the movies on the AFI top 100.  There are just too many awesomely BAD movies to watch beforehand.
• Learn a new language.  That's what Google Translator is for.
• Have a baby.  I guess I'd be okay if one was left on my doorstep (though, truth be told, if it's anything like our newspaper, it'll get left out there for a few days), but it's not anything I HAVE to do to feel complete.  This is what nieces and nephews are for.  Love 'em and leave 'em...with their parents.

What's on your FuckIt List?

Comments

[Gem]

Having a threesome is DEFINITELY on my Fuck It list. Absolutely no interest in that one. Umm, what else... I have no real desire to scuba-dive or skydive, i would NEVER go spelunking (you know, cave exploring... it sounds like sound weird sexual act though) because I get claustrophobic. I never want to own a small fluffy dog because they irritate the shit out of me, give me a proper dog anyday. Aaaanndd.. that's all I can think of at the moment :)

[Being Samiantha]

OMG!
I laughed so hard reading this one. And will give some thought to my own Fuck It list.

A few you've already covered for me.

Tattoo's - no thanks, I'm original by not having any.
Babies - knew when I was 9 I would never want any... love them, just dont want them.
(hello all my 7 nieces & nephews I have who are having babies of their own now)
France - I can eat cheese, bread , drink wine, and have love affairs with men who do not speak english here... and its easier on the pocket book.
Jumping out of a plane.- enough said.. ask me again when I hit 50.
Learn a new Lanuage.... I can barely speak this one.

Threesome's. - Well fun at the time and not the for the lazy. My opinion they're OVERRATED!
There is entirely too much going on to truly enjoy yourself or concentrate on what you're doing....
And yes now that I've been there, done that, I have no desire to share myself with more than one person at the same time.

[Salomé]

I love the idea of a fuckit list!

I'm most certainly with you on the NO THANKS to threesomes. Way too much work!
TATTOOs are simply taboo.
I would however jump out of an airplane. Here's the condition though: I don't trust myself enough to remember which string to pull when (I'm such a klutz). I would do it strapped to a pro. Knowing off course he's of sound mind.

I would die totally content not ever writing and publishing a book. (It's just too ordinary and boring. Besides, who hasn't written a book.)

And I totally don't want to eat anything too gross.

Yet, I'd like to have babies. It would be nice to trade them in over the periods where they're not-so-cute and oh-so-spotty-and-hormonal. Seems like a good retirement plan. Ha ha. If only.