Get a souvenir from your porn search here! I design and sell my t-shirts through Skreened.com, a company which incorporates environmental shirt printing methods with fashionable and ethically made American Apparel brand t-shirts to produce soft, vibrant and durable full color custom t-shirts. All designs can be customized in my Skreened store to your preferred color, size, and material and can even be added to hoodies or baby onesies! Check out (and buy!) my designs below.
"I'm not a Bitch. I'm a Virgo."
"I'm not a Bitch. I'm a Virgo." Tee--$19.99 (and up)
A lady was engaged in a rousing discussion about astrology. She was touting the virtues of her own sign and several others when I decided to jump in. "I'm a Virgo," I said, smiling brightly, hoping this would prompt a chorus of welcoming cheers. Instead, the woman gasped, made a face, and actually moved away from me as if I had just taken a dump in her coffee. So I just smiled, straightened the picture she had knocked off center and walked away.
100% cotton, shown here in a fitted/vintage fit in white. Available in sizes S-XL and in ten colors. Can also printed on a tote bag!
I Heart Aural (Mens)"I Heart Aural" Men's Tee--$19.99 (and up)
Who doesn't, really?
100% cotton, shown here in a fitted/vintage fit in gold. Available in sizes S-XL. Can also be printed on organic cotton, athletic tees, ringer tees, or tote bags!
I Heart Aural (Ladiez)"I Heart Aural" Ladiez Tee--$19.99 (and up)
Even ladies like Aural.
100% cotton, shown here in a fitted/vintage fit in Light Blue. Available in sizes S-XL. Can also be printed on organic cotton, athletic tees, ringer tees, or tote bags!
Naked (naked, naked, naked, naked, naked)Naked (naked, naked, naked, naked) Tee, Black and White--$19.99 (and up)
Sometimes naked is a physical state, sometimes it's a mental one. And sometimes, just sometimes, it's a shirt.
100% cotton, shown here in a fitted/vintage fit. Available in sizes S-XL. Can also be printed on organic cotton, athletic tees, ringer tees, or tote bags!
Naked (naked, naked, naked, naked)-Pink!Naked (naked, naked, naked, naked) Tee, Pink--$19.99 (and up)
Sometimes naked is a physical state, sometimes it's a mental one. And sometimes, just sometimes, it's a shirt...in pink!
Same design as above, but the font/design is in shades of pink. Shown here in a red, retro-styled ringer. This tee has the fit & finish of a 1970's ringer. The contrasting collar and sleeve trim is 100% cotton and the medium-lightweight, melange fabric is 70% cotton / 30% Polyester. Available in sizes S-XL. Can also be printed on organic cotton, athletic tees, or tote bags!
Naked (naked, naked, naked, naked, naked)-Blue!
Naked (naked, naked, naked, naked) Tee, Blue--$19.99 (and up)
Sometimes naked is a physical state, sometimes it's a mental one. And sometimes, just sometimes, it's a shirt...in blue!
Same design as above, but the font/design is in shades of blue on Skreened's famous Athletic Tee. This tee is a mix of cotton, Polyester & Rayon that has a vintage cut and the wonderful fabric is medium-lightweight. (Lake blue is 50/50 cotton-poly blend). Available in sizes S-XL. Can also be printed on organic cotton, athletic tees, or tote bags!
I Heart Aural-The Bag!I Heart Aural-The Bag--$18.99
Well, you'll need SOMETHING to carry your new iPad in...
The heavyweight, 100% bull-denim cotton tote is the perfect size for books, laptops and more.
yes, and... 
yes, and... tee--$22.99 (and up)
You can break every rule in improv, except one. ("No, but..." is not nearly as fun as "yes, and..."!)
Red "yes, and..." on Skreened's famous Athletic Tee in grey. This tee is a mix of cotton, Polyester & Rayon that has a vintage cut and the wonderful fabric is medium-lightweight. Available in sizes S-XL.
The Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable BeaverThe Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver tee--$21.99 (and up)
The 2010 Winter Olympics were full of never ending victories, suprises and upsets, but nothing was quite so memorable as Bob Costas' quote during the closing ceremony. When our mild neighbors to the north towed in huge inflatable river rats, Costas said wryly, "The Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver." Triumph of the human spirit, indeed.
Design shown on Men's fitted tee in Lemon. Available in both men's and women's sizes S-XL. Shirt can be customized by material, fit, color and "mode".
