How To Look Good Naked
So, yeah, I’m like four sizes “overweight.” I didn’t quantify that in “pounds” because the women in my family are beasts…I dunno if we have really dense bones or muscles or whatever, but we always weigh much more than we appear to. Must be that hearty Eastern European stock…you know, the ability to survive long, cold winters while only eating coarse brown bread and babies.
Anyway, on this page, I am going to post my diet (lots of veggies, protein and whole grains…and Ben and Jerry’s) and exercise regimen (I am big into basics) in detail for all the internets to read, *screw-ups and everything. I will also post my measurements to chart my progress. And maybe, just maybe, I will generate a little support from everyone out there as I go on my journey.
*In general, I realize when I’m being a fucktard with my eating habits, so if you feel like you need to tell me, “Hey, you shouldn’t eat three bagels in one day!”…yeah. I already know, thanks.