thenakedredhead

I am an idiot.  Seriously.

For the last week, I’ve been dealing with a woman who has a bad case of “bitch be crazy.” Most of our correspondence has taken place over e-mail, where I exert much effort to be super kind, and she exerts a lot of effort giving a bad name to our sex.
It’s been awesome. […]

Look to your right. Yup, I sold out. Oops. Sorry.
Also, I heart punctuation:

This is a free key ring that the local Max and Erma’s brought to my office. I don’t really care that it represents crappy hamburgers, I like that it’s, like, grammar and stuff.

Mmm…there is something about sleeping in for the first time in a long time. It is awesome. Just. Awesome. And though I do feel bad that my boyfriend had to work today, it’s still really nice to hear his alarm and think, “Hey…that’s not for ME” and then continue drooling onto […]

Check out the In the Raw Page…new reviews for Surly Girl Saloon, Easy Street Cafe and German Village Coffee House are up!  As always they are ridiculously insightful and amazing. 

I know I have been MIA of late. This is because I am retarded (I’m sorry…I know that word is not politically correct, but I loves it. It really kind of aptly describes, well, me) and I think it’s fun to bite off more than I can chew. You know, like working […]

You know how sometimes you’ll have a problem in your head that you’ve been thinking about and pondering over for months or even years, and then suddenly the answer comes to you?  And you find out the answer is far simpler than you ever imagined?  And then you realize that while you felt so smart […]

Dear America,
Can you please shut the fuck up about Hillary crying? And while you’re at it, tell CNN that Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag. Oh yes, and I’m kind of sick to death about politics and your stupidity. I was super excited at the beginning of this month (a mere two weeks […]

I have a confession to make…I watch The Bachelor.
I am not obsessed with the show because of any love for it, rather, I feel as though I need some sort of safe outlet for my anger, and The Bachelor is able to release that in me in ways not found in nature.
The concept of the […]

Sooooooooo…I made it! I got the call tonight. Out of five cities they held auditions in, they chose eight finalists, of which I am one. If everything goes as planned, they will fly me down to New Orleans next Monday for a few days of rehearsal, then we shoot the final for […]