thenakedredhead

Oh dear god…I hate accounting. Hate, hate, hate. That’s one of the big reasons that I haven’t been writing lately…accounting homework and the sheer amount of numbness that it causes my brain to feel.
I think I’d have the capacity to learn accounting, but the course writers have decided that we–communications people, i.e. non-numbers-that’s-what-the-accounting-department-is-for […]

Was that I who recently wrote something about maybe wanting to experience the change that motherhood brings? Was it? Because I am pretty sure that someone slipped a date rape drug into my Nutella…except it wasn’t a date rape drug, it was something CRAZY and HORRIBLE, like some sort of hallucinogenic nightmare that […]

Three things I learned about American Idol this weekend:
1. Talented, beautiful girls are a dime a dozen.
2. “I never had no lessons,” is usually someone’s famous last words. However, this does not mean that they will stop singing in your ear for the entire twelve hours you are forced to wait for […]

Reason 635 the bf and I are MFEO (gross…):
We’re watching the finale of The Bachelorette last night and DeAnna chooses douche-bag Jesse. MISTAKE. She chooses the guy who’s addicted to “you know” and “no doubt” over hottie Jason? HEllllooo? ANYWAY, they’re all making out and talking about how much they’re in […]

Alright, alright, people! Sex is so much better for uncircumcised males than for circumcised males. I get it.
OOoo…I just hit on my million dollar idea. Some plastic surgeon needs to figure out a way to RE-circumcise dudes. Because it will be SO GREAT. And sex will be so much […]

 
 
Co-Blogging with Jillian
Vol. 1, Issue 3
Check out Jillian’s article on And Other Times?
DISCLAIMER: I am not a mom. Except for five minutes today when I wanted to check the percentage of men in the U.S. who are circumcised, I have done little to no research on male circumcision. I would hate for […]

Co-Blogging with Jillian
Vol. 1, Issue 2
Read Jillian’s opinion over at And Other Times?.
When it comes to kids, I operate on the discplinary principle of the dryer. Any time they put their little tiny feet out of line, they are put in with the laundry, and then tumbled about for an amount of time corresponding […]

So, the bf and I are watching “The Secret Lives of Women” on WE TV…
…HOLY BALLS…”WETv”…WET “V”….very clever, Women’s Entertainment Television.
Anyway, the three women they are following are all different sizes. One woman is a BBW, one is a 6′5″ model, and another is a dwarf. The series is a pretty cool documentary, […]

Holy balls, we need to do this in Columbus. I will volunteer right now to be the first reader, since I was a hopeless, pathetic mess in high school.
I was actually thinking about my horrible teenage experience with dates this morning. Of course, my situation was a little different, since my father would […]

My dreams have always been an interesting affair. I usually remember my dreams quite vividly, I’ve had recurring dreams since childhood and I used to be able to do the whole “waking dream” thing. Dreams are a source of comfort, release, fantasy and therapy for me.
A-hem. Last night I have this […]