thenakedredhead

I can’t remember the last time I cried tears of joy over politics.  Last night and this morning, I was incredibly touched by the American people (although not in a dirty way) and by Barack Obama, and while it sounds like a made-for-tv movie, I feel like it really IS “change we can believe in.”
I dunno…here’s a […]

Three things I learned about American Idol this weekend:
1. Talented, beautiful girls are a dime a dozen.
2. “I never had no lessons,” is usually someone’s famous last words. However, this does not mean that they will stop singing in your ear for the entire twelve hours you are forced to wait for […]

Oh coffee, you fickle master.  You make me so jittery for three hours I can barely see straight, and I feel as though I can conquer the world and clean every crevice of my house.  But then, just as I am about to finish the million tasks I started, you make me crash and burn […]

Well, apparently not this guy. Nor the poor teenage kid next to him who still feels guilty for touching his no-no in his bedroom last night. Also, pretty sure that not every woman who opts to terminate her pregnancy is named “Jezebel”. Nice sign, though, you douche.
So, it’s the anniversary of Roe […]

Dear America,
Can you please shut the fuck up about Hillary crying? And while you’re at it, tell CNN that Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag. Oh yes, and I’m kind of sick to death about politics and your stupidity. I was super excited at the beginning of this month (a mere two weeks […]

There’s a book out there called something pithy, like, “The Five People I’d Have Coffee With”. Now, while coffee is great and all (I am an addict myself), I think there’s something a lot more revealing, more casual, more real, about having a beer with someone. You can tell a lot about someone’s […]

“When you have a nation that’s polarized, you have a nation that’s paralyzed.”
“Our education system needs Weapons of Mass Instruction.”
“I will not only be the Commander-in-Chief, but the Communicator-in-Chief.”
Mike Huckabee makes me want to gouge my eyes out.  I really should turn this off before I lose any other pertinent body parts.

Saturday will be a little darker than normal.
I just feel sorry for the scope.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck makes me want to staple my eyelids. Every day at work, I stare at the waiting room TV, and listen to the right-wing propaganda that she obviously looked up on Blogspot, then verified on Fox News, then spewed on national TV. It seems as though she’s never reached the point in her life […]