thenakedredhead

I’ve had a hard time following up to the last post, so here’s a little paper I wrote for my Behavioral Research class. In addition to the rather daunting survey and statistics portion of the class, we are required to write weekly “What Were They Thinking?” pieces that analyze what we believe to be strange […]

I believe my levels are off.  Which levels, I cannot say…just that “they” are “off.”
I have been swinging between complete hopelessness and anxiety with, well, myself, to brief moments of “I can do it!” accompanied by trumpets.  I don’t feel like writing, or moving, or doing anything relatively interesting except for maybe sleeping.  And perhaps […]

Okay, so maybe I’m totally PMSing, but everything sucks and I hate life.
Kidding. Things aren’t that bad:
The boyfriend’s dad woke up and is doing well! He is slated to go home in the next day or two.
We got a great deal to a local gym and my ass is […]

Oh dear god…I hate accounting. Hate, hate, hate. That’s one of the big reasons that I haven’t been writing lately…accounting homework and the sheer amount of numbness that it causes my brain to feel.
I think I’d have the capacity to learn accounting, but the course writers have decided that we–communications people, i.e. non-numbers-that’s-what-the-accounting-department-is-for […]

Saddest sight in the world?  No one signed in to G-mail chat.  Siggghhh.
Also, Facebook is hurtful.  Stupid “Compare Friends” application.

No, seriously, it’s totally true.  If a kid is ugly, she should be hidden, no matter how talented she is.  Also, it should be replaced with a much prettier child who will pretend that the ugly kid’s talent is her own.
This is how one becomes “oh, she’s the funny one.”

For the last week, I’ve been dealing with a woman who has a bad case of “bitch be crazy.” Most of our correspondence has taken place over e-mail, where I exert much effort to be super kind, and she exerts a lot of effort giving a bad name to our sex.
It’s been awesome. […]

Has anyone been watching the local news lately? Or any of the “Commit to be Fit” commercials on 10TV? Because seriously, give this woman an fishstick. Or icecream. Or any food at all. Please. She’s the spokesperson to get Columbus in shape, but she looks like the pro-anorexia poster […]

Was that I who recently wrote something about maybe wanting to experience the change that motherhood brings? Was it? Because I am pretty sure that someone slipped a date rape drug into my Nutella…except it wasn’t a date rape drug, it was something CRAZY and HORRIBLE, like some sort of hallucinogenic nightmare that […]

Alright, alright, people! Sex is so much better for uncircumcised males than for circumcised males. I get it.
OOoo…I just hit on my million dollar idea. Some plastic surgeon needs to figure out a way to RE-circumcise dudes. Because it will be SO GREAT. And sex will be so much […]