thenakedredhead

As you may have noticed from the random header WAY at the top of the page, I super suck at this website/html placement whatnot.  I apologize.  Please have patience while I figure this criz-ap out.
Of course, I could PAY someone to do it for me, but…I don’t know if you realize this…that requires MONEY, which […]

Stop what you’re doing. Immediately. You with the magazine, stop that. Go to Luck Bros. right now for an iced coffee. That’s right, you…the one with all the body hair. Put on a shirt and go.
They are not purveyors of your average iced coffee. They do not fill a […]

I FUCKING HATE DEALING WITH PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY.
I really, really hate my job right now.
Every month, on the tenth and the twenty-fifth, I start getting knots in my stomach because it’s “statement day.” On these lovely days from hell, I have to send out statements to all of our patients who still owe […]

Ha…just kidding.  I just thought after yesterday’s horrid rant it might be nice to pretend for awhile.  So, let’s continue in that vein…
It is so nice working in the land of Estrogen! 
It is awesome getting stuck with school fees!
I love when my dog pees in his crate!
I super love that my freshly dry-cleaned down comforter […]

It suddenly occurred to me that I often write on here as if hundreds of people are reading…
…at almost the same moment, it occurred to me that I am probably–once again–talking to myself.
It’s the best conversation I’ve had all day.
So let me tell ya, it gets real old, this working seven days a week thing. […]

OH. MY. GOD.
I’m pretty sure my new landlady is certifiably crazy. Insane. Insert other adjective here.
Let’s start at the very beginning… (a very good place to start).
1. Put in application for apartment in German Village with whom we perceive to be a cute–possibly adorable–dotty old lady. Roommate calls her […]

At one point, I was desperate enough for money that I got hired to do phone sex.
Seriously.
I couldn’t go through with it, though. I was all scheduled to do training, and about five million thoughts came into my head…
1. What the hell will I tell my kids one day, “Casual simulated sex is […]