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I’ve had a hard time following up to the last post, so here’s a little paper I wrote for my Behavioral Research class. In addition to the rather daunting survey and statistics portion of the class, we are required to write weekly “What Were They Thinking?” pieces that analyze what we believe to be strange […]

For the last week, I’ve been dealing with a woman who has a bad case of “bitch be crazy.” Most of our correspondence has taken place over e-mail, where I exert much effort to be super kind, and she exerts a lot of effort giving a bad name to our sex.
It’s been awesome. […]

I FUCKING HATE DEALING WITH PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY.
I really, really hate my job right now.
Every month, on the tenth and the twenty-fifth, I start getting knots in my stomach because it’s “statement day.” On these lovely days from hell, I have to send out statements to all of our patients who still owe […]

So my dad leaves this message on my voice mail yesterday:
“Hey. I need you to call me as…as soon as you get this.  (Pregnant pause)  [Your ex’s dad] called and is concerned [your ex] has been killed in a motor scooter accident.”
That’s it. That was the whole message…no, “I’m sure he’s fine, […]

So, I have this person for whom I have very strong feelings of, shall we say, dislike. Anytime I know I have to be around this person, my stomach goes in knots because I know that a) this person will at some point be very rude to me or the people around me b) […]

It suddenly occurred to me that I often write on here as if hundreds of people are reading…
…at almost the same moment, it occurred to me that I am probably–once again–talking to myself.
It’s the best conversation I’ve had all day.
So let me tell ya, it gets real old, this working seven days a week thing. […]

Living in SIN!!!
So…moved in with the boyfriend. This probably, as you know, assures my place in hell. We moved into a little bungalow in Grandview, and it’s pretty great. The owners gutted the whole thing, so everything is new…new floors, paint, appliances, bar, etc. We then found super cool green tweed […]

Dear Humans,
Please stop putting me in the middle of your problems. It’s annoying, and I end up feeling like a douche. I don’t especially appreciate being given death looks so that I will bend to your will. It’s not fun, nor is it flattering to your face.
Also, quit overpricing your apartments. […]

Dear America,
Can you please shut the fuck up about Hillary crying? And while you’re at it, tell CNN that Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag. Oh yes, and I’m kind of sick to death about politics and your stupidity. I was super excited at the beginning of this month (a mere two weeks […]

I have a confession to make…I watch The Bachelor.
I am not obsessed with the show because of any love for it, rather, I feel as though I need some sort of safe outlet for my anger, and The Bachelor is able to release that in me in ways not found in nature.
The concept of the […]