I Am Good Enough. I Am Smart Enough. People Like Me. Repeat.

Not As Mad As She LooksOkay, so maybe I’m totally PMSing, but everything sucks and I hate life.

Kidding. Things aren’t that bad:

The boyfriend’s dad woke up and is doing well! He is slated to go home in the next day or two.

We got a great deal to a local gym and my ass is sore, but in a good way.

My accounting class is ALMOST FREAKING OVER.

Here’s what’s not the best:

Our power was knocked out Sunday around 5 pm. It has not yet been turned back on. It’s not a huge deal, since at least we still have warm water and I recently purchased giant packs of tea lights at IKEA , but yeah…I did spend $100 on groceries on Friday? And like, now they’re all ruined? And we are spending loads of money eating out, or totally constipating ourselves with way too much bread? Sweet.

My birthday party was pretty much a spectacular disaster, due to it being HOT AS BALLS and none of my guests (except for the ever fabulous Christopher and the hilarious Laura) showing up. I didn’t even throw up or fall down any stairs. And what’s a birthday party where the birthday girl doesn’t get to make a total idiot of herself? Instead, I just sweat a lot, and made nice with all of Lisa’s fiancee’s friends’ girlfriends…who are all really nice, but a certain level of decorum was in order, I suppose. Let’s just hope the whole ordeal is not indicative of the way my funeral will be attended, because it’ll be me dead, with all of Lisa’s friends there like, “Who’s the stiff?”, and all of my friends will text me posthumously to say, “SORRY. SO DRNK! C U SOON!”

2 Responses to “I Am Good Enough. I Am Smart Enough. People Like Me. Repeat.”

  1. Jillian Says:

    Dude! I totally missed your birthday. I suck and I apologize. Please feel free to spank me. *muah* Tell the boy I’m happy to hear about his dad.

  2. Josh Frank Says:

    Not so sure I want to hear, even in general terms, the not good way your ass would be sore. Ahem…I mean, yes, happy belated birthday.

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