Archive for August, 2008

Mama Who Bore Me

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Lots has been happening lately, not the least of which is my mom was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis. The diagnosis comes with little surprise, since her mother also suffered from the disease. My mom has been very ill for the last couple of weeks…so ill that she actually cried, which I’ve seen her […]

Only the Lonely

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Saddest sight in the world?  No one signed in to G-mail chat.  Siggghhh.
Also, Facebook is hurtful.  Stupid “Compare Friends” application.

Disadvantages

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Every guy thinks that if he could reach his nether regions with his facial area, he’d never need a woman.
However…
These two pictures, taken straight from nature, show that there are definitely disadvantages to this desire.
Starts out fun…

And then…

Insert bad joke about gross pussy here.
Awesome.

Being Poor Will Kill Your Fashion Sense

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

I used to spend a ridiculous amount of money on clothing and shoes. Then I got way poor, due to some not so wise spending habits. So I went from weekly/bi-weekly mall trips to, oh, NEVER SHOPPING EVER. I used to have an amazing shoe collection and received regular compliments on my […]

(Ugly) Kids Should Be Heard and Not Seen

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

No, seriously, it’s totally true.  If a kid is ugly, she should be hidden, no matter how talented she is.  Also, it should be replaced with a much prettier child who will pretend that the ugly kid’s talent is her own.
This is how one becomes “oh, she’s the funny one.”

Answer a Fool According to His Folly…

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

For the last week, I’ve been dealing with a woman who has a bad case of “bitch be crazy.” Most of our correspondence has taken place over e-mail, where I exert much effort to be super kind, and she exerts a lot of effort giving a bad name to our sex.
It’s been awesome. […]

Modern Day Thoreau. Or Just Jerry. Whichever. It’s Good.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

For those of you looking for something that’s a little different than the typical blog-fare, check out JD’s blog over at The Clavering Gomeral.
Good stuff.   It’s like reading a good book on a rainy day…nice and comfy, with balanced touches of humor.  You can SEE what he writes.
He doesn’t talk about balls a lot, though.  […]

Air Is Not Food

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Has anyone been watching the local news lately? Or any of the “Commit to be Fit” commercials on 10TV? Because seriously, give this woman an fishstick. Or icecream. Or any food at all. Please. She’s the spokesperson to get Columbus in shape, but she looks like the pro-anorexia poster […]

Water and Calendar Girls

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Here’s a few pictures I’ve taken lately.
My niece Katie loves to help my grandparents water their flowers. It’s pretty adorable, especially since the watering can is huge and heavy, so the first few flowers are “sloshed” rather than “watered.” I like this shot because it’s sort of Holly Hobbie-ish.

And then this one…well, what […]

Ethos

Friday, August 1st, 2008

I’ve been trying to up my water intake lately. If I am forced to buy a bottle, I have been buying Ethos water. They seem to be a pretty cool company, and a portion of every bottle you buy goes toward helping people get clean water. So mostly I totally feel like […]

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