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Remember when I was having a total psychotic, um, psychosis?  And I was all planning out a kid’s room?  And I was like, “I like this for a girl?”
Well, I like this for a boy.  Too cute.

Was that I who recently wrote something about maybe wanting to experience the change that motherhood brings? Was it? Because I am pretty sure that someone slipped a date rape drug into my Nutella…except it wasn’t a date rape drug, it was something CRAZY and HORRIBLE, like some sort of hallucinogenic nightmare that […]

Co-Blogging with Jillian
Yada yada, Issue, Yada yada volume
Check out Jillian’s opinion over at And Other Times?
How Motherhood changes you. Hm…I’m guessing a better phrasing would be, How DOESN’T Motherhood change you. I mean, holy balls, popping out a kid ruins does a number on your body, your vagina, your skin, your sex life. […]

For all of you who need a good emotional stir, check out the trailer for my friends Matthew and Elisa Leahy’s masterpiece, “Montana de Luz.” An official selection of the Rhode Island International Film Festival, “Montana de Luz” chronicles Honduran orphans who carry the same HIV/AIDS virus that took their families.
It kind of put […]

Three things I learned about American Idol this weekend:
1. Talented, beautiful girls are a dime a dozen.
2. “I never had no lessons,” is usually someone’s famous last words. However, this does not mean that they will stop singing in your ear for the entire twelve hours you are forced to wait for […]

I’ve been MIA the last week or so. Here’s why:

Obviously, I’m not only a total sellout, but a glutton for punishment. Stay tuned for a rundown on the whole insane, orchestrated marketing juggernaut. It’s pretty amazing how they turn eight of these:

Into one of these:

…it’s all much less, mm, calculated than you’d […]

The Sonic commercials we get here are always pretty witty, and usually feature a pair of people in a car discussing the food they are enjoying. One commercial shows a husband and wife discussing a “banana split smoothie” and the husband gets pretty upset that the banana is not actually split in the cup. […]

Co-Blogging with Jillian
Vol. 1, Issue 4
Read Jillian’s opinion over at And Other Times?. 
So my co-blogging entry is late. SORRY. I know you all were waiting with baited breath to hear just how I’m going to screw up my child with the way I decorate his little room (pictures of foreskins will abound, I […]

The Naked Redhead will be undergoing improvements in the coming months.  Here are some highlights:
-A weekly podcast with Lisa on area restaurants, venues and attractions.  Columbus people, listen up!  We know what we’re talking about…mostly because we are horrible snobs.
-A weekly blog installment called, “Well…” Wednesdays.  This will happen on–wait for it!–Wednesdays.  Let’s call it […]

Reason 635 the bf and I are MFEO (gross…):
We’re watching the finale of The Bachelorette last night and DeAnna chooses douche-bag Jesse. MISTAKE. She chooses the guy who’s addicted to “you know” and “no doubt” over hottie Jason? HEllllooo? ANYWAY, they’re all making out and talking about how much they’re in […]