Archive for May, 2008

Fat Bottom Girls

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

You know it’s time to start losing weight when your boyfriend very sweetly says, “Um…if I design a work out plan for, um, BOTH of us, will you do it?” This is after repeated invitations of, “Would you, um, maybe like to join me at the gym tonight?”
Sigh. Getting fat sucks. Don’t […]

Here and there and back again

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

Hey, all (and by all, I mean the two of you who read this shit). I will be posting as frequently as time allows…which being translated means “here and there.” Grad school is turning out to be an unbelievable amount of work, and I routinely spend time either working on projects, procrastinating on […]

BLOGS ARE COOL, DAMMIT

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Last night, some of my classmates discovered that our next class will require us to post a weekly blog. The assignment appears to be an update on the old Composition Notebook journal, but some of my new friends were flustered. “I don’t know anything about blogs!” one girl cried.
“A blog is where people […]

My First Day Off

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

Mmm…there is something about sleeping in for the first time in a long time. It is awesome. Just. Awesome. And though I do feel bad that my boyfriend had to work today, it’s still really nice to hear his alarm and think, “Hey…that’s not for ME” and then continue drooling onto […]

Just Put…the Money…in. the. bag.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

I FUCKING HATE DEALING WITH PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY.
I really, really hate my job right now.
Every month, on the tenth and the twenty-fifth, I start getting knots in my stomach because it’s “statement day.” On these lovely days from hell, I have to send out statements to all of our patients who still owe […]

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