Archive for April, 2008

Whereupon I Became a Whole Soap Opera Unto Myself

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

So my dad leaves this message on my voice mail yesterday:
“Hey. I need you to call me as…as soon as you get this.  (Pregnant pause)  [Your ex’s dad] called and is concerned [your ex] has been killed in a motor scooter accident.”
That’s it. That was the whole message…no, “I’m sure he’s fine, […]

Peas in a Pod

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

I’ve always had a soft spot for my oldest nephew because I see a lot of myself in him.  We have very similar personalities and we just sort of “get” each other (plus, he’s always guessing my age at “like, you look, like twenty”). 
I knew he’d be my buddy when he was about six.  We […]

In Five, Four, Three…

Monday, April 21st, 2008

The countdown is on to resuming a somewhat normal life.  My body and mind cannot process just yet what this might feel like.  I’m guessing the correct word would be “tingly.”
It’s amazing how self-absorbed humans can be (I loosely include myself in this “human” category).  This whole problem with the lady and the accusations toward […]

Sometimes I Hate My Life.

Friday, April 18th, 2008

You know how sometimes you wonder what other people are thinking about you? And you’re like, “Hm…I wish someone would just tell me their opinion of me?”
This is a foolish, foolish thought. Run far, far away from such ludicrous thinking.
Today I had somebody chew my ass for all my faults and flaws I […]

My Eyes! My Eyes!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

There comes a time in every child’s life when they realize something icky about their parents.  Like, the first time you learn what sex is?  And then you realize your parents did it?  And then you realize they had to do it at least four times (depending on number of children)?  AND THEN you have […]

UGH

Monday, April 14th, 2008

So, I have this person for whom I have very strong feelings of, shall we say, dislike. Anytime I know I have to be around this person, my stomach goes in knots because I know that a) this person will at some point be very rude to me or the people around me b) […]

Mmm…Cowtown

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

The countdown has begun to starting school and going back down to merely one job (and a small one on the side). I’m pretty much like a kid at Christmas right now, except this is much more pathetic.
Working on the new place is a slow, slow process. It sucks actually making wise decisions […]

New Reviews Up at In the Raw!

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

Check out the In the Raw Page…new reviews for Surly Girl Saloon, Easy Street Cafe and German Village Coffee House are up!  As always they are ridiculously insightful and amazing. 

The Power of Positive Thinking: I DO NOT HAVE MONO

Friday, April 11th, 2008

I know I have been MIA of late. This is because I am retarded (I’m sorry…I know that word is not politically correct, but I loves it. It really kind of aptly describes, well, me) and I think it’s fun to bite off more than I can chew. You know, like working […]

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