thenakedredhead

Whaddya know…I freaked out and things weren’t as bad as I expected.
It appears my family is finally starting to realize that a) I will not be getting back together with my ex and b) I have not, in fact, grown horns and learned how to breathe fire, despite their original assumption (divorce=devil woman). This […]

I don’t know that I’ve complained about this to you all before, but I HATE family gatherings.
I have one this weekend that starts in a mere three hours, and I want to punch something.
There seriously is nothing worse than spending time with people who have no desire to hear about the important things in your […]

Well, apparently not this guy. Nor the poor teenage kid next to him who still feels guilty for touching his no-no in his bedroom last night. Also, pretty sure that not every woman who opts to terminate her pregnancy is named “Jezebel”. Nice sign, though, you douche.
So, it’s the anniversary of Roe […]

I used to lie a lot. I don’t know why.
One time I told one of my friends that I knew a lady who was devastated by all the miscarriages she had had (true). Finally, she and her husband were about to have a baby (true). But, the day she went into labor, […]

Dear America,
Can you please shut the fuck up about Hillary crying? And while you’re at it, tell CNN that Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag. Oh yes, and I’m kind of sick to death about politics and your stupidity. I was super excited at the beginning of this month (a mere two weeks […]

There’s a book out there called something pithy, like, “The Five People I’d Have Coffee With”. Now, while coffee is great and all (I am an addict myself), I think there’s something a lot more revealing, more casual, more real, about having a beer with someone. You can tell a lot about someone’s […]