Archive for November, 2007

Shitface

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

My cat just decided it would be REALLY FUN to climb up my back. Seriously. She has this thing lately about wanting to cuddle on your shoulder. Apparently this evening, she thought the easiest way to do this would be to use my back as some sort of ladder. Fun. […]

Giving of the Thanks

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Things I am thankful for:
1.  Indoor plumbing
2.  My ridiculous animals, that no matter how much they irritate me in a day, can still make me smile (to wit:  Baby Cat–aka Cat Lite, aka Diet Cat, aka Scarface–has taken to sleeping in the crook of my neck at night.  Adorable.)
3.  The Boy, who never fails to […]

Monday Nights Will Never Be The Same

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

HAHAHAHAHA! The Bachelor dumped both girls. That was the most awesome hour of TV I’ve ever seen. Holy crap. He actually fucking got away with dating twenty women at once WITHOUT ACTUALLY COMMITTING TO ANY OF THEM. And THEN, the final two girls actually want closure??? Here’s a […]

What To Do When Your Gay Isn’t Gay And You’ve Already Let Him Touch Your Boobies

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Women love gay men. This is a fact. There is something about a male you can talk openly to, and who can also appreciate that, “Girl, are you wearing a padded bra??? You look fierce!” (can’t tell you how many times my friend Marc has said this to me. Seriously) without […]

Pics

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Famous Steven Spielberg Movie
What Time Is It at God’s House?
A BOAT!!!!!!!!!!
Puttin’ the Jackson in Jackson Square
YEEEEHAWWWW!
Sexy in Brown

Home Again

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

*****New restaurant/bar reviews are up on “In the Raw”! I’ve used my exclusive, rather impeccable taste to let you all know the best places in Columbus to drink, dance and dine. Latest locations include Spice Bar, Bristol Bar and Q Bar (notice a theme here?). Check it out!*******
So how did this TV […]

Day Three

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

I didn’t write about day two, because by the time I got to bed last night, I had probably rehearsed for a good six hours and been on camera for about two, plus, I had to be camera ready at all times, which means at least two hours in the bathroom…all split up into different […]

Day One, Part Deux

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

So here’s the skinny…
…there are five winners. One from each each state. We are (mostly) all paired with winners from other states and we will be assigned a two person scene (which we are alllll anxiously awaiting), and then judged individually within that scene. Currently, the show is not affiliated with any […]

Day One, Part One

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

There’s nothing like being stuck at 30,000 feet with someone who’s sporting horrible B.O. Seriously, people, shower before getting stuck in a giant metal tube with sixty other people.
Barf.
So, I am officially on my way to what could be a chance of a lifetime for me. I have really mixed feelings at this […]

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

I leave Tuesday morning.
My friend Dianna is from a place they call “the holler”. She’s a great gal from a small town who loves her family, is a true friend, likes to lace each sentence with a “fuck” or “Jesus Christ” and asks questions like, “You really believe Mary was a virgin when she […]

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