thenakedredhead

My dog hates water. He has been known to pee when I turn on the shower. You could throw a roast pig in a puddle, and he wouldn’t eat all that porky goodness because his paws might get wet. So, when I found a place in my neighborhood that has a self-serve […]

My big f-you to the world this week?
Watching “The Biggest Loser” while eating a bowl of ice cream.
Yeah, I’m a rebel.

It is neither funny nor wise to change your relationship status on social websites without your partner knowing, especially if you are in the middle of a disagreement.
Just sayin’…

Maybe it’s because I’m a Virgo. Perhaps it’s the heavy use of prescription muscle relaxants. Whatever the case, I am done with emotion and the world. I feel kind of dead and angry inside today, for no particular reason other than “just because”. This is my right as a woman. And, […]

1. My neck and head feel as though someone from The Biggest Loser has taken up the hobby of jumping on them.
2. My job makes me want to gouge my eyes out. And also, gouge your eyes out.
3. My mom thought it’d be fun last week to have a heart attack […]