thenakedredhead

OH. MY. GOD.
I’m pretty sure my new landlady is certifiably crazy. Insane. Insert other adjective here.
Let’s start at the very beginning… (a very good place to start).
1. Put in application for apartment in German Village with whom we perceive to be a cute–possibly adorable–dotty old lady. Roommate calls her […]

Yet one more reason why I don’t understand the phenomena which is “The Hills”. Seriously, if I wanted to watch a bunch of vapid girls giggle about boys and beer, I’d head down to Spice on Saturday night. I would also give myself paper cuts on my eyelids, just to get the same […]

It’s a Tree!

Path to Destruction

The Christians are all wrong. The Anti-Christ is here. Now. And she is a woman.
Gah.
I dealt with the most hateful, miserable woman today that I have ever come across. Everything that spewed from her mouth was all vileness and ill-will, and lucky me, I’m always the first one to answer the […]

Red Truck

You all forgot my birthday, and lemme tell you how good THAT feels…
Seriously, only three people remembered to call me on my birthday. My mother, my roommate, and my boyfriend, the latter two whom I reminded incessantly, just to be annoying. Everyone else…you suck. Suck, suck, suck. I didn’t even […]

I am getting too old for this.
I am an amazing mover/packer. I make lists of what is in each box, then each box gets its own special label according to what room it goes to. This is not only to help me, but the scads of friends that usually help me move. […]