thenakedredhead

It’s a momentous day here for The Naked Redhead. I just got my first spam comment…in Italian. It sort of gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside…like diarrhea.
I’m currently in the midst of moving. Hence the lack of action here for a bit. I’m moving from the Easton area to German […]

So, I just realized I somehow managed to eff up the easiest upload ever. The cat picture is NOT supposed to be on both posts. One is supposed to show my wickedly cute dog, the other my bitchy cat. They are now both my cat, and I somehow managed to screw it […]

At one point, I was desperate enough for money that I got hired to do phone sex.
Seriously.
I couldn’t go through with it, though. I was all scheduled to do training, and about five million thoughts came into my head…
1. What the hell will I tell my kids one day, “Casual simulated sex is […]

So the big family weekend has come and gone, and surprisingly enough, it wasn’t half bad. There was an uncomfortable moment when my grandfather asked where my ex was (”Um…Pennsylvania?”), and also the inevitable meeting about what to do with my aging grandparents now that they’re having a harder time getting around, but all […]

I loves to waste a good hour or two writing new profiles for myself on social websites, because obviously, you have nothing better to do than learn more about ME. Here’s my latest (I was in, shall we say, a “mood”).
–I’m a big ball of fun, which means I slightly resemble a French cheese.
–I […]

I have the distinct privilege of attending a family reunion this coming weekend. It will be the first of such since I renounced all that is good and holy and got a divorce. I’m half tempted to fake the Ebola virus and not go.
I’m sure the weekend be palatable. My nephews and […]

My life has finally returned to normal after eight weeks of chaos. I’m not sure what to do with all my new-found free time. Actually, this is not true…I recently discovered yet another inane social website that allows me to while away the hours doing such ridiculous things as “virtual zombies”.
I’m such a […]