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Um, I painted stripes in my living room once. Yeah, this guy makes me feel like the most uncreative person in the world…
Moving onward. I promised some diary entries from when I was a child, which was a real bad idea, because I hadn’t read those entries in a long time, and after […]

In reference to previous post:
I am a whiny, whiny bitch.

You can break every rule in improv performance except one: the rule of “yes, and”. This principle basically says that once someone has given you something, you take it, affirm it, and add to it. For instance, if your scene partner says, “Batman! To the Batmobile!” the scene “moves” if you […]

Saturday will be a little darker than normal.
I just feel sorry for the scope.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck makes me want to staple my eyelids. Every day at work, I stare at the waiting room TV, and listen to the right-wing propaganda that she obviously looked up on Blogspot, then verified on Fox News, then spewed on national TV. It seems as though she’s never reached the point in her life […]

I just had someone tell me that the difference between me wearing make-up and not is the difference between looking like a little girl and a woman.
Wearing makeup, however, doesn’t make my boobs bigger.
I once had friends ask if I’d ever flash my boobs at Mardi Gras, and I responded that I’m sure no one […]

People annoy me. There are several ways in which they do this, one of which is breathing. Here are some ways you all could help me:
First of all, get the fuck out of my way.
Secondly, shut the fuck up.
Thirdly, get the fuck out of my way.
Fourthly, MOVE dammit.
Thank you.
I would like to […]

Nobody–but nobody–can make you feel more messed up than your family. Nobody.
As I mentioned before, I’ve had several issues of, say, “understanding” with my family over the past year and a half. I “understand” that there were certain choices I had to make with my life, while they “understand” that I am now […]

I just got an awesome haircut. I’d like to entitle it, “Annie on Crack, but Oddly Cool.” A big thanks to Adam at Waldo’s on High for his genius with the shears.
Tonight marks an attempt to mesh “families” after the big d. My ex and I have been remarkably lucky to still […]

The Naked Redhead. Welcome to my site. Here you’ll find emotional nudity, reviews, t-shirts, political commentary, rants, a little snark, some gayness and probably more than a little TMI. For my virgin voyage, I’m taking a lame blog “tag” game (you’re supposed to post eight to ten random facts about yourself then […]